because of decreasing buffalo populations . . plastic is now the go-to material for making teepees
So we visited San Antonio. . . above you can see the official Alamo putting green.
Davy Crockett. . .king of the San Antonio office park.
apparently some Alamo defenders wore giraffe-skin caps. . .
an old west theme park near a gas station in Fredonia, AZ. . .
this is where the famous gunfight of the patched-asphalt took place. . .
Cowboy on county road near Cortez, Colorado. . .
I think I have the start of a country song.
“I should have never made peace with these assholes.”
Amazing pictographs found on fake rocks. Proof that the Anasazi were time traveling aliens who occasionally doodled on broken down theme park rides. Also, if you look closer, a barely-visible message from a former civilization. Storyteller Theater?
The Southwest still has many mysteries to solve.
Gun fight in the streets of Old Tucson Studios. Here the cowboy lectures the crowd about gun violence, racism, bank robbers, and no-good double-crossing Arizona sheriffs, Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.
Also in attendance, McGruff the crime dog (bottom left)… He has a little fan in the back of his head to keep him cool in the Arizona heat.
A market stall in Salerno, Italy.
Between the cheese seller and the speck peddler, a man wearing a headdress and a bluetooth mouth piece sells dream catchers, Peruvian hats, and plastic sunflowers to the locals strolling along the docks.
He is extremely popular.