Blackbeard wore a fanny pack?
A steakhouse moved into Boston’s Old City Hall. . .
“Early to bed, early to rise, and a sirloin steak, make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. . . “
“I should have never made a deal with these assholes.”
George Washington trying desperately to get with the times.
um, where can I buy one of those? . . . I’m asking for a friend.
Stevie Ray Vaughan is no longer caught in the crossfire. . . he’s caught in the Google Plex.
Davy Crockett. . .king of the San Antonio office park.
new-age mystic preparing to attack a real estate agent. . . . just a typical day in sedona.
skulkers. . . .