Tour guide at the Alamo explains indecisive leadership, masked invaders, and US-Mexico border disputes. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.

Tour guide explains decadent leadership, corrupt officials and foreign influence in the Ayutthaya Kingdom. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today. . .

the feeders at the penguin exhibit explain the challenges of maintaining a bird population, climate control, and a dwindling fish supply… luckily we don’t have to worry about these issues today.

Gun fight in the streets of Old Tucson Studios. Here the cowboy lectures the crowd about gun violence, racism, bank robbers, and no-good double-crossing Arizona sheriffs, Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.  

Also in attendance, McGruff the crime dog (bottom left)… He has a little fan in the back of his head to keep him cool in the Arizona heat.

Tour guide at the Castillo de San Marcos (a Spanish fort in St. Augustine, Florida) explains things like colonialism, proxy wars, pirates, and building big walls to keep people out. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.

Tour guide at the Capital explains party politics, cronyism, patriotism, corruption and government gridlock. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.

A tour guide in Pompeii explains things like natural disasters, poor emergency preparedness, leadership complacency and societal excess. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.  

Ranger explains important topics like water shortages, food scarcity, climate change, pandemics and tribal warfare. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.