We spent the weekend in New York City so my wife could run the marathon. While walking to Times Square, I realized that the reason NYC is called the big apple is because of Applebee’s.
Maybe I can be one of those photographers who shoot photos of amazing city skylines? I’ll make prints of the photos and hang them in my remote cabin in the woods where I live. Any time I get the urge to move to a big city where there are oodles of people and always exciting things to do, I’ll stare at these photos until the feeling goes away. It will work, right?
Times Square really isn’t a square. It’s more like a pair of triangles pushed together. Which may explain why this guy in the checkerboard shirt was having so much trouble aligning his selfie. Dude, relax! You’re in Time Square. Soak it in. And if you take a lousy photo, so what. I do it all the time. . .
“I should have never made a deal with these assholes.”
George Washington trying desperately to get with the times.
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
And I'll give you,
$20 worth of poker chips and $5 cocktails!