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Tag: no nature for you

Posted on December 28, 2020 by Mark

All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by . . . instead I’m trapped in a climate-controlled hotel lobby with a cabana and cheap rum just out of reach. Arrgh!

Posted in PhotographyTagged cabana, huatulco, mexico, no nature for you
Posted on February 18, 2018 by Mark

Not only should you bring plenty of water and salty snacks when hiking in the Grand Canyon, but also a hazmat suit.

Posted in PhotographyTagged grand canyon, grandview trail, mine, no nature for you, radiation
Posted on December 10, 2016 by Mark

the loathsome no-hiking sign… spotted in muir woods…

Posted in PhotographyTagged forest, muir woods, no nature for you, redwoods
Posted on December 9, 2016 by Mark

fake dolphins jumping past a window with a view of the Monterey bay… yep, reality has just become a Magritte painting…

Posted in PhotographyTagged bay, dolphins, magritte, monterey aquarium, no nature for you, ocean
Posted on February 19, 2014 by Mark

Disney had one trail that actually led to nature, but when we arrived, “nature” was undergoing IMPROVEMENT.

Posted in PhotographyTagged disneyland, no nature for you
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