Gun fight in the streets of Old Tucson Studios. Here the cowboy lectures the crowd about gun violence, racism, bank robbers, and no-good double-crossing Arizona sheriffs, Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.  

Also in attendance, McGruff the crime dog (bottom left)… He has a little fan in the back of his head to keep him cool in the Arizona heat.


Tour guide at the Castillo de San Marcos (a Spanish fort in St. Augustine, Florida) explains things like colonialism, proxy wars, pirates, and building big walls to keep people out. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.

A tour guide in Pompeii explains things like natural disasters, poor emergency preparedness, leadership complacency and societal excess. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.