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Posted on October 10, 2022 by mark
Lots of wonderful fake nature at the Field Museum. . . . if you are a fan of this stuff, it’s worth the visit. They even reunite Bambi with his mother.

Posted in fake plants, fake river, fake rocks, fake sea, fake sky, fake snowTagged chicago
Posted on June 1, 2022 by mark

Meow Wolf had an abundance of fake nature. Too much. It went beyond the zero. This is what happens when you let artsy folk design nature. Make no mistake, these are very dangerous people.

Posted in fake plants, very dangerous peopleTagged colorado, denver
Posted on December 7, 2021 by mark
do you ever feel like you’re being watched?
Posted in crapitalism, fake animal, fake plantsTagged phoenix
Posted on December 5, 2021 by mark
freshwater. . .
Posted in fake plants, fake river, fake rocksTagged phoenix, sea life
Posted on November 8, 2021 by mark

We spent the weekend in New York City so my wife could run the marathon. While walking to Times Square, I realized that the reason NYC is called the big apple is because of Applebee’s.

Posted in fake plants, gorilla marketingTagged new york city
Posted on September 10, 2021 by mark

FYI. . . the new name for fake plants is “permanent botanicals”

Posted in fake plantsTagged flagstaff
Posted on January 6, 2020 by mark

a secret grove of fake trees at the home depot. . .

Posted in fake plantsTagged flagstaff, home depot
Posted on December 21, 2019 by mark

IKEA has gone all-in on fake plants. They’ve pretty much given up on nature.

Posted in fake plants, fake skyTagged ikea, phoenix
Posted on November 11, 2019 by mark

Ah, Paris! . . . the fake sky. . . the fake trees. . . the fake left bank.

Only the ennui is real.

Posted in fake plants, fake skyTagged las vegas, paris
Posted on December 9, 2016 by mark

saguaro in the bay area…

Posted in fake plantsTagged monterey aquarium

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