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Category: mutant plants

Posted on November 8, 2022 by Mark

nothing says uptown New Orleans like a clawfoot tub planter with only two feet. . .

Posted in mutant plantsTagged new orleans
Posted on October 10, 2022 by Mark
somebody’s growing kale under the Chicago Board of Trade. . .
Posted in bio illogical, mutant plantsTagged chicago
Posted on September 15, 2020 by Mark

After the bulldozers and tree-cutters moved on, the mullein weeds moved in. They are invasive and can generate alien looking stalks.

Posted in mutant plantsTagged flagstaff, forest
Posted on April 14, 2020 by Mark

monstrous tree that got taken out by the museum fire. . .

Posted in mutant plants, no nature for youTagged flagstaff
Posted on October 1, 2019 by Mark

the saddest pumpkin patch in the world. . .

Posted in bio illogical, mutant plantsTagged flagstaff, halloween, target
Posted on December 14, 2017 by Mark

peek a buddha . . .

Posted in mutant plantsTagged ayutthaya palace, thailand
Posted on September 10, 2016 by Mark

nobody knows why this happens to 1 in 10k saguaros… theories include disease, mutation, trauma, lightening strike and mad cacti creativity…

Posted in mutant plantsTagged sabino canyon, tucson
Posted on December 2, 2015 by Mark

wonderful concrete trees grafted with weedlings…

Posted in fake plants, mutant plants, parks of the futureTagged fake trees, naturtecture, parks of the future, san francisco
Posted on January 15, 2015 by Mark

It was the mischievous monk Dominic Benedicto San De Carbunkle who first decided to grow weeds on the steeple of the 13th century church, Santa Maria Del Carmine…

Posted in fighting entropy, mutant plantsTagged italy, naples, santa maria del carmine
Posted on September 16, 2014 by Mark

Cyborg plants

Posted in mutant plantsTagged biosphere 2, tucson
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