“I should have never made a deal with these assholes.”
George Washington trying desperately to get with the times.
um, where can I buy one of those? . . . I’m asking for a friend.
Stevie Ray Vaughan is no longer caught in the crossfire. . . he’s caught in the Google Plex.
Davy Crockett. . .king of the San Antonio office park.
new-age mystic preparing to attack a real estate agent. . . . just a typical day in sedona.
skulkers. . . .
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by . . . instead I’m trapped in a climate-controlled hotel lobby with a cabana and cheap rum just out of reach. Arrgh!
the greatest of all caesars. . . maximus shopilius