Marie Curie, looking a little green.
Might I suggest some protective gear before handling that flask?
Category: salty statues
Ronnie’s been regulated to the basement of the capital. . .
don’t feed the jester. . .
Blackbeard wore a fanny pack?
A steakhouse moved into Boston’s Old City Hall. . .
“Early to bed, early to rise, and a sirloin steak, make a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. . . “
“I should have never made a deal with these assholes.”
George Washington trying desperately to get with the times.
um, where can I buy one of those? . . . I’m asking for a friend.