Nature guide at the Tucson Zoo tells people about leaving animals in wild places, inappropriate pets, and the illegal trade of exotic animals. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.

Tour guide (Dave!) at Riordan Mansion tells people about over-logging, forest fires, and universities that expand and expand until they take over a city. . . Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.
Nature guide at the Audubon Aquarium describes species loss, habitat destruction, and plastic in our oceans. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.

Tour guide explains loss of manufacturing, rising rents, gentrification, and real estate tycoons in Chicago. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.

An apothecary in Colonial Williamsburg talks about medical quackery, fake cures, and addictions to painkillers. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.

Tour guide at the Granary Burial Grounds talks about taxation without representation, tea parties, saber-rattling, and foreign despots. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.

Tour guide at the Alamo explains indecisive leadership, masked invaders, and US-Mexico border disputes. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.

Tour guide explains decadent leadership, corrupt officials and foreign influence in the Ayutthaya Kingdom. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today. . .

the feeders at the penguin exhibit explain the challenges of maintaining a bird population, climate control, and a dwindling fish supply… luckily we don’t have to worry about these issues today.

Gun fight in the streets of Old Tucson Studios. Here the cowboy lectures the crowd about gun violence, racism, bank robbers, and no-good double-crossing Arizona sheriffs, Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.  

Also in attendance, McGruff the crime dog (bottom left)… He has a little fan in the back of his head to keep him cool in the Arizona heat.