The Bellagio has this steam-punky, fake-nature conservatory that gets revamped every season. I didn’t even know that Vegas had seasons? Other than hot and miserably hot? Anyway, I’m not sure it’s a good idea to have casinos redesigning nature. These conservators are very dangerous people.

Disney Imagineers created the above rock formation that is supposed to represent Yosemite or Yellowstone or Rocky Mountain National Park or  anything else in America that has jutting rocks.  They also designed the rocks to magically resemble a wolf’s head.  Make no mistake, these Imagineers are very dangerous people.