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Posted on August 1, 2025 by mark

Lousy photo of some Maori paddling a waka down a fake river. Why were they paddling so fast? They were trying to escape a Lord of the Rings Film Location.

Posted in fake river, lousy photoTagged new zealand, rotorua

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