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Posted on January 9, 2023 by Mark

When I’m jonesing for fake nature (and who isn’t), I head to my nearest pet store. . . I love lizard decor and Flintstone-style rocks.

Posted in fake plants, fake rocksTagged flagstaff, petco
Posted on January 9, 2023 by Mark

Human grade food for pets. . . Finally!

Posted in bio illogicalTagged flagstaff, petco
Posted on September 10, 2021 by Mark

FYI. . . the new name for fake plants is “permanent botanicals”

Posted in fake plantsTagged flagstaff
Posted on September 15, 2020 by Mark

After the bulldozers and tree-cutters moved on, the mullein weeds moved in. They are invasive and can generate alien looking stalks.

Posted in mutant plantsTagged flagstaff, forest
Posted on May 14, 2020 by Mark

The peaks from wing mountain road. . . a light spirit landed on the ground as I was taking this photo.

Posted in lousy photo, no nature for youTagged flagstaff, san francisco peaks
Posted on April 14, 2020 by Mark

monstrous tree that got taken out by the museum fire. . .

Posted in mutant plants, no nature for youTagged flagstaff
Posted on January 6, 2020 by Mark

a secret grove of fake trees at the home depot. . .

Posted in fake plantsTagged flagstaff, home depot
Posted on October 1, 2019 by Mark

the saddest pumpkin patch in the world. . .

Posted in bio illogical, mutant plantsTagged flagstaff, halloween, target
Posted on August 28, 2019 by Mark

the fire decided to only burn the bottom half of a small fir tree. . .

Posted in bio illogicalTagged flagstaff
Posted on July 21, 2019 by Mark

Constant traffic overhead due to the Museum Fire.

Posted in no nature for youTagged flagstaff

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