Maybe I can be one of the photographers who always shoot birds? And I’ll become a birder! I’ll wear flannel vests and duck boots and carry binoculars and memorize bird calls and put a special app on my phone.

and just when I thought I couldn’t get nerdier. . .

This theme-park cabana with its sad orange tarp and chicken-wire fence, is obviously sub-par. . . but it’s not all bad. There’s a T-Rex in the background.