Spent the weekend in New Orleans, hanging with my brother and checking out the World Fantasy Conference. History fact: after Caesar conquered Gaul, he took over the Superdome.

Maybe I can be one of those photographers who take photos of old jazz clubs? I’ll dress like a hipster, smoke rolled-up cigarettes, and start calling people cat. My foot will be tapping. My fingers will be snapping. And my best photos will hang in the back of smokey, after-hours clubs where patrons will be too sauced to even notice. Not that I’ll care. I will be an artiste!

Lovely fake rocks in the amazon exhibit of the Audubon Aquarium of the Americas. Pro tip: if you are creating a jungle, have a good supply of CAUTION WET FLOOR signs.

Nature guide at the Audubon Aquarium describes species loss, habitat destruction, and plastic in our oceans. Luckily we don’t have to worry about these problems today.