All You Can Eat at Sea World. They are trying everything to bring the crowds back. I’m a little afraid to ask what’s in their hand-crafted sandwiches…
Did they (the imagineers) first build the rock cliffs and then carve the faces in them? Probably not… That would be like building an entire granite mountain in the middle of the Black Hills before starting Mt. Rushmore.
I love theme-park cabanas. This one has everything I like: a thatched conical roof, hexagon floor plan, log beams tied together with thick rope, a wooden platform and no walls.
BONUS: the foundation is a concrete boulder embedded with fake tree roots
At Seuss Landing in Universal Studios, children receive environmental training directly from the Lorax. The park also acts as the official steward for the last grove of Truffula trees.
In other news, Universal Studios is biggering…
Even the Florida sun can’t melt the snow in Harry Potter world… obviously magic does exist.
Robotic owls have overrun Harry Potter World. In the rafters, you can even see white streaks where they poop.
The most photographed falls in Florida…
Dudley Do-Right’s Ripsaw Falls
Florida is packed with lakes and ponds and reservoirs, etc., more water than ninety-percent of the U.S… but in Orlando, the resorts choose to ship in water from Fiji, a small island on the opposite side of the globe. Apparently this is good for the planet.
The tunnels beneath these fake rock formations in the Orlando Marriott One World Resort were dug long ago by a forgotten clan of elderly dwarfs … dwarfs who appreciated hand railings.