

variations on a theme
variations on a theme
I’ve never been to a Rainforest Cafe, but it sure calls out to me. It’s a nexus of fake nature and schlock capitalism. It could be my happy place.
finally, proof of an advanced civilization, living deep in the jungle. . .
Slogan battle at the airport. . . The vending machine said, “Fueling people to be their BEST!”, getting you ready to battle fellow humans. The free water station said, “No water, no life.”, getting you ready to battle nature. The slogans stressed me so out, that I went thirsty.
wilderness. . .
flatbed city. . . the most dangerous town in the west.
the old Hayden Flour Mill. . . home of the apocalyptic baking company. . .