Near the docks in Naples is a gloomy little carnival with carefully crafted Disney characters that include a Mickey Mouse dispensing gas and Buzz Lightyear propped up in a tea-cup.

Mesa Verde is perhaps the most highly-guarded National Park in the US. No back-country hiking. No back-country camping. One road through the park. Only a handful of the 600+ cliff dwellings are viewable to the public and of these, most can only be seen from the road.