
After Hakone we took a bullet train to Osaka and located the Earth building. This must be where they run the show.
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After Hakone we took a bullet train to Osaka and located the Earth building. This must be where they run the show.

We took a little trip to Oaxaca to visit family and had a long layover in LAX. So I had fun doing a montage of wildvertising. Why do airports love wildvertising? Perhaps because they are such sterile and well-controlled places, antithetical to nature? Do these ads promise escape?

the original influencer. . .

a bear with a backpack. . .

ecosystems. . .

how long can you go?

wildest day ever. . .

views for days. . .

Let’s get connected. . .

so, I spent a week in Bali where I got to experience DREAM EARTH ALIVE FUTURE. . . or DEAF for short. . . Probably from the sound of all those motorbikes.

the canyon. . .


In the basement of the Salt Lake City airport are these oversized eco quotes. Everybody rushes past without glancing at them. Because I’m a dork, I stopped and read each one and pondered the universe. After the HDT quote, I felt like I won the lottery. . .

I had never been to a Rainforest Cafe, but while walking through the Arizona Mills mall, I realized that the restaurant filled an entire bingo card of topics for my website. Fake nature, wildvertising, greenwashing, crapitalism, vaguely apocalyptic. . . all in the same place? Wuh? So my wife and I braved the lush plastic jungle and now I’m convinced. . . Rainforest Cafe is a portal to hell.

great plains. . .


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