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climate take down?

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Finally got a clear view of the southern cross. . .

Frodo offers Galadriel the one ring.


In Christchurch, they have a fake Antarctica. For some reason they built a hobbit hole in their sub-zero storm room.

We’re knights of the round table!
We’ll wash and dry your chain mail!
We have free WiFi and cable!
There’s Lord of the Rings maps for sale!
On second thought, let’s skip Camelot. It’s a silly place.